White Africa

Have you ever wondered how all the world's problems could have been easily solved if the whole world was WHITE? How it would even be better if the blacks that have a white ideology were finally given the white pigment. White skin.


After several requests to meet GOD, the Almighty decided to accept my request. It was a long wait that needed endurance and patience just like the wait for his sons' second coming. I had requested to meet GOD so that he would grant my request. A request that would become the ultimate salvation for all humanity. Making Africa White. A White Africa. Changing the skin tone of all black people to a white skin tone. Including removing all Pan-African and black ideas from the Africans. Then instilling white ideas of success. Why, that might be the question you might ask me. Why should it not be done, will be the response I will give you. I should not be convincing you the reader on why it must be done but should be convincing GOD on why he should do it. Because HE IS GOD and you are mortal.


Look, don't you see that most of the world's problems are black and caused by blacks? You do know that. Crime, gender-based violence, dictatorship, corruption, poverty, and human rights abuses. The list is endless. Most if not all the world's solutions are white.


GOD was waiting for me in the park and I was late for such an important occasion. An occasion that would change the world forever. End social injustices and the disease of neo-racism. Silly me for being late. So there I was dressed in an expensive tuxedo sitting next to GOD. Feeling ashamed of myself that I had not paid my tithe in church. If I had paid my tithe in church I would not have been able to afford the Tuxedo for such an occasion. Well, I did not need to explain why I did not pay my tithe but needed to explain why the whole African tribe must be turned white immediately. The blacks to white.


After all, the aspect of tithing was not African or black ideology. Was it? No, it came with GOD's favorite race. WHITE.


"PRESENT YOUR CASE," GOD commanded. At this point my palms became sweaty. My tuxedo became smaller as it fitted me but it was the right size when I put it on that morning. I began confidently but doubted if my case would be accepted right away.


The most anticipated elections in world history, are Donald J. Trump versus Hillary Clinton. Peaceful elections. No bloodshed but a bit of drama, hoaxes and witch-hunting. The Democratic Republic Of Congo elections, Oh GOD! Bloodshed, vandalized property. In Zimbabwe elections, death is the norm. Brexit elections are more peaceful than the whole Black African status quo. Can't we all just be white?


I began, " Well GOD, the first reason why you should turn Africa White is that it will end the poverty in the continent. We will move from having a third world status to having a first world status." I continued, " Who would not want that?" I asked. " Look at the poverty in Zimbabwe, Somalia, Mali and the Democratic Republic Of Congo. Then look at the wealth in Britain, France, Germany, the United States Of America, China and Australia." I added, " GOD who in Africa would not want that?" " Only a fool would not want that, like the fools you mentioned in the book of Proverbs," I added on slightly laughing to make my point and attempting to make GOD relate to his word.

                                         

The least educated whites get paid more than the average number of the highly educated Africans/ Blacks. Why? The whites can learn and Africans get educated. Africans do not learn. The blacks do not wish to learn.


" So can you now snap your fingers and turn Africa White," I asked with a smile on my face.


Even one of GOD's greatest creations Michael Jackson decided to become white and run away from a race that would taint his glory.


GOD responded," SO YOUR ARGUMENT IS BASED ON the ECONOMIC CAPABILITIES OF WHITE COUNTRIES. THE RICHES, THE WEALTH, THE IDEAS AND SUCCESS THAT I BLESSED THEM WITH?" ( My mind responding: because they are WHITE and your son who came down from Heaven to Earth had the same skin tone as them. So they can expect that.) GOD added, "WHY DID YOU NOT MENTION VENEZUELA, ECUADOR, COLOMBIA, THAILAND? THE LIST IS ENDLESS. ( My mind responding: even if I had mentioned them would they become black? I will 

need as much money as Aioke Dangote to be in the same class as these countries you are mentioning. No matter the poverty their skin tone is wealthy.)


I said to myself "GOD was becoming hard to convince." " Why is he willing to keep up with such a status quo?" I asked myself. I then thought to take it up from another angle than on riches and wealth.


After all, GOD had said," THE RICHES, THE WEALTH, THE IDEAS, AND SUCCESS THAT I BLESSED THEM WITH?" He was referring to the WHITES, not the Africans. Why not us too? Maybe it could be our turn to get these blessings too if I could convince him to turn us all white. Silly me, every thought and argument I was to bring up GOD already had a counter-argument for it. For he knew I was coming to ask for a WHITE AFRICA before I even knew I was in Africa. Even when I asked myself during his response he heard it. What was I to do now?


GOD's race gave you civilization through colonialism. You then got hold of civilization through independence and so-called "black nationalism". What did you do to the civilization? Became ungrateful to civilization like the children of Israel became ungrateful to GOD in the desert. Chose to go back to the stone age era. Destroyed civilization now you need WHITE investment.


" They colonized us, GOD, they colonized us. Now they are neo-colonizing us again." I shouted. Bringing up a new argument with fire. "GO ON," GOD said. ( My mind responding: Why don't you just go on and make us all WHITE and end the injustices? America! Blacks Lives Matter would not have been there if all lives were WHITE.)


I continued, " GOD if Africa was WHITE from the beginning of time, the British, the Germans, the French, and their allies would have never planned to colonize, murder and enslave people with the same skin tone as theirs. But it happened because we were not WHITE and we suffered for that. If we were all white from the beginning it would have never happened. You know that."


Nelson Mandela is an African hero to the WHITE people than the Africans. He was more white than black. ( I did not write that she did.)


GOD responded, " I FEEL THAT THERE IS WEAKNESS IN YOUR ARGUMENT. IT IS AN ASSERTION. CONVINCE ME MORE. GO ON, ADD MORE WEIGHT TO THIS. I HAVE MORE SERIOUS PRAYERS I HAVE TO DEAL WITH AND MIRACLES I HAVE TO DELIVER. NOT THESE JOKES AND GAMES OF YOURS." ( My mind responding: Have you ever experienced a parent defending the sins of their favorite child? Like how they will not believe that they committed a wrong even when all scientific and religious evidence points at their favorite child. If you have not, you are now.)


Have you ever seen a black Jew? There is one. But were Jews supposed to be black? When Adolf Hitler was murdering Jews, were there black Jews? Jews are GOD's chosen people and they are white. In Israel are there black Jews? Or they are black Jews?


I added more weight to my argument. This time in a reverse perspective spin." So, GOD, we Africans have to wait till you bless us with ideas, wealth, success and riches so that we can be able to colonize and enslave the WHITES?" I continued, " Africa will then colonize Europe. Colonize Britain and give it the colony name of Robert Mugabe Kingdom. Colonize France and give it a colony name Kabaka Mwanga. The United States of America becomes Muammar Gaddafi in honor of Muammar Gaddafi." " GOD by the time we think of sitting down to plan an invasion we would have been hit by drones already." I added, " Like the drones used to " kill" Osama Bin Laden and the intelligence used to neo-colonize Africa." I cried. " GOD it took you a day to create Adam, it will take you less to turn Africa White."


Barrack Obama was a Black President of a WHITE nation. No Black people got killed by the police system when he was president.



GOD's response wiped me out. He crushed my last two " arguments" because he wanted to maintain the status quo he had created. Or was it so? Or was it me trying to justify my views?


GOD responded, "YOU ARE AWARE THAT AFRICANS COLONIZED ONE ANOTHER IN FORM OF TRIBAL WARS AND ENSLAVED EACH OTHER RIGHT. THAT IS A PART OF HISTORY YOU AFRICANS RUN AWAY FROM EVEN UP TO THIS VERY DAY. ( My mind responding: Well tribal wars are existent in all history no matter the race or skin color. What is the point then? Even if we were WHITE we would do it but mankind would look at it from a different point of view. How Adolf Hitler killed 6 million WHITE Jews is more recognized than the killing of more than 10 million Africans in colonial history.) There are neo-tribal wars in terms of the political, economic, and social systems in your black states.


Furthermore, GOD said, " YOU MENTIONED ENSLAVEMENT, IT WAS YOUR AFRICAN TRIBAL LEADERS THAT WERE THE ELITE OF THAT TIME THAT SOLD THE WEAKER TRIBES TO THE WHITES FOR ENSLAVEMENT. NOT ME. ( My mind responding: The WHITES were already superior to us by that time. They gave us guns. It is like now, which African leader would refuse a nuclear firearm in the trade for the lives of his or her people.) THEN JUSTICE CAME IN THE FORM OF COLONIZATION. WHEREBY BOTH THE WEAK AND THE STRONG WERE CONQUERED FOR NEARLY HALF A CENTURY AND OTHERS FOR NEARLY A CENTURY." ( My mind responding: Well there are those that gained independence on a certain day but the following day they were colonized. The WHITES never left. You never left them and as a result, they are the power hub of Africa. Nelson Mandela.)


GOD, " NOW THAT WAS JUSTICE. IF THAT JUSTICE HAD NEVER COME ALONG DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO MY PRESENCE? ASKING FOR YOUR WHITE AFRICA REQUEST. IF THAT HAD NEVER HAPPENED, YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE, PLACES, OR EVENTS. BARRACK OBAMA, DONALD TRUMP, ADOLF HITLER, NAPOLEON BONAPARTE, BILL GATES, JEFF BEZOS, THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, PRINCE HARRY, AND JERMAINE COLE. 911 TERROR ATTACK, PARIS, NEW YORK, LONDON, MOSCOW, CHINA. NO TELEVISION, NO INTERNET, NO YOUTUBE, NO TWITTER, NO FACEBOOK, NO MICROSOFT. YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A CAVE NOT THAT MIDDLE-CLASS HOME I BLESSED YOU WITH." 


GOD added, " EVEN IF I HAD MADE YOU WHITE, THE BRITISH REDCOATS INVADED AMERICA. GERMANY UNDER HITLER INVADED FRANCE. FRANCE UNDER GENERAL NAPOLEON BONAPARTE TOOK CONTROL OF NEARLY HALF OF EUROPE THE SAME WAY YOUR BLACK TRIBES WERE CONQUERING ONE ANOTHER. SO WHAT IS YOUR POINT?" (

  My mind responded: That was white-on-white violence and black-on-black violence. No African ever sailed a ship, flew a plane, or lead an army to conquer a WHITE territory beyond African borders. But oh well WHITES did.


They will only shake hands with you if you have a deal that could increase their net worth and influence. Who would shake hands with you, if you have a deal that could increase their net worth and influence? Who? The Blacks? The Africans? The Whi…?


I responded, " Well you see GOD, …" " KEEP QUIET. I AM NOT DONE YET, MY SILENCE DOES NOT MEAN I AM FINISHED." GOD quickly cut me out.


Did Africa know that GOD had a son before the WHITE people arrived? Africa knew GOD. Wait. Africa knew GOD?


GOD continued, " I WILL PICK UP FROM WHERE I LEFT BEFORE YOUR OBJECTION. IT WILL NOT BE RIGHT FOR YOU TO COLONIZE THE WHITES. DO THEY HAVE MORE INTELLIGENCE THAN YOU?" (My mind responding: real ironic. Twitter, Facebook. YouTube, Blogspot, Android, Apple ios, airplanes, jets, Albert Einstein, Tom Ford, Mark Zuckerberg, Jacob Zuma, Yoweri Museveni.)


GOD, " THAT IS YOUR PERCEPTION NOT MINE. WAS IT ME WHO TOLD THEM TO MAKE WEAPONS OF INTELLIGENCE AND NOT YOU TO DO SO? WAS IT ME WHO SAID TO ACCEPT NEO-COLONIALSIM AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT SHARE YOUR AFRICAN IDEAS WITH THEM TO IMPLEMENT IN THEIR WHITE COUNTRIES." ( My mind responding: implement ideas of poverty, dictatorship, unemployment, tribal wars and corruption. Laughing Out Loud lol)


GOD then kept quiet. Was I to respond or he was not done? I had the fear of being cut out again during my speech.


GOD then began to speak again and asked me, " WHY SHOULD I TURN AFRICA WHITE?"


This was becoming frustrating and tiresome. Did not GOD hear all my arguments from the beginning? Was it because I chose this Tuxedo over the Tithe? Was it because I was unholy and no wonder why it took so much time to get this meeting?


What does he not understand? We want the wealth they have, the power they have, the ideas, and the peace they have. It could all happen if we were all WHITE. WHITE! WHITE! WHITE!


Will it be better for us to have tribalism after the elimination of racism? Knowing that the whole world has white pigmentation but from different tribes. Just like how the states of the United States Of America relate to each other knowing that they are from different geographic areas. Look at how it has worked out. No wonder why AFRICANS look once or twice at ALBINOS but either you look once or twice you have the same perception. The projects or ghettos in the United States Of America or Britain, would they have been "projects" or " ghettos" if WHITES lived there?


Have you ever seen how Black Africans will look at a WHITE creation when it ends up in an area that is not white? How it will be all eyes on the white human being and not all eyes on themselves. That they can get robbed whilst in amazement, starring and glorifying. Then somehow hope it was them in that skin. Maybe it would have been solved if we were all WHITE and we would not look differently at one another based on skin color.


Did GOD even know how it felt like to be black? Being African? Did he know how it felt like being plagued by poverty because the color of your skin is second-class?


Well if I failed to convince him now, next time I will come along with a WHITE person to help me convince GOD to make us all WHITE. Then from there, we will have a WHITE AFRICA then a WHITE WORLD. WHITE AFRICA. 




Comments

  1. Well, quite a theoretic dissertation. Why would you rather prefer to be white? Why wouldn't you just start looking at whites as fellow human beings, with the same problems, pains and hardships as blacks. Poverty dwells in the majority of white households. Try and live your life as a proud human being, a creature of God, as ALL PEOPLE are created EQUAL under the sun. Just look at the immense fortunes of BLACK politicians in Africa. Your Grace Mugabe has luxurious mansions in Zimbabwe, in Dubai and 16 prime expropriated farms in Zimbabwe laying fallow. Sometimes I wish I was black too. Just wishful thinking! I am thankful for WHO I AM AS A HUMAN BEING.

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  2. Great use of poetic licence. Top notch creativity especially in the disposition of the intellectual discourse. Keep it up

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  3. What a wonderful and thought provoking piece. As a white South African male who lived through apartheid and have seen all the changes, the hope, the decline, the current corruption and rampant crime we are experiencing, I can offer some hope. I have been part of the police service since 1986 and I've seen so many terrible things, yet I have also experienced some incredible moments serving the people of this country. We are a great nation and I would not trade what I have for all the riches in the world. I love this country and I love my people. It angers me when I see politicians standing on podiums to sow division. Have they not walked the streets of middle class South Africa? Did they miss how many of our people came together and have found that mutual respect we need to build this nation? Apartheid and the changes of 1994 brought all of us some humbling and caused first blacks and then whites to appreciate what we have. Yes, there will always be differences and people will always point the finger, but God created this country and caused all of its peoples to move around and come to this continent for one great reason. The fullfillment of His word and His promise of better things to come. Look at our youth today. I see a bright future.

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  4. This is thought provoking, the rhetoric, the anxious waiting is something to cherish in your write up.
    But God has given extra explanation why African has failed to developed despite the enormous economic resources and human capital available at her disposal.
    We're still here because we failed to look inward.

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